Barstool Tee Sizing Breakdown for Stoolies
Stoolies know the drill - you need a apparel collection that fits like it was made for pounding beers at the tailgate without riding up or hanging like a tent. Barstool tees run true to size for most, but with that premium cotton blend, they hug the shoulders right and drape over the gut from too many One Bite reviews. We've tested these on real fans from Philly to Foxborough, and the consensus is clear: size up if you're built like a lineman who lives on wings and IPAs.
Here's the nitty-gritty chest and length measurements in inches. Grab a tape - not that floppy one from your junk drawer - and measure under your pits for chest, then shoulder to hem for length.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34-36 | 28 | 8 |
| M | 38-40 | 29 | 8.25 |
| L | 42-44 | 30 | 8.5 |
| XL | 46-48 | 31 | 8.75 |
| 2XL | 50-52 | 32 | 9 |
| 3XL | 54-56 | 33 | 9.25 |
Pro Stoolies swear by the medium for that athletic taper - keeps the logo popping without muffin-topping your sides. If you're layering under a barstool sports merch store hoodie for cold stadium nights, stick to your usual. Keep the streak alive by nailing this first time.
Athletic builds? Go true. Dad bods from endless pizza tours? Size up half for comfort. We've seen too many regrets from guys squeezing into smalls thinking they'll shrink into Dave-level abs.



